It's okay to be jealous

"Hey Amy. How was your weekend?"

"Hi, good. How was yours?"

"Not bad.  Do anything exciting?"

"Hmmm, well I watched The Smurf's with the kids on DVD."

"Did they like it?"

"Yeah, for the most part. They kind of lost interest though towards the end."

"Was it getting a little slow?"

"No, not really. It's just I had to pause it to go get my camera and then I had to keep rewinding with it and fiddling with the right angle to take some pictures of this great crocheted afghan that was in one of the scenes - you know so I could figure out how to make it."

 (Seriously- look how fabulous this is! I have no idea what happened in the movie after this scene, I was too obsessed with this blanket.)

"Oh . . . I umm see. What did you do on Sunday?"

"I crocheted socks for my chair!!"

"Ooookay yeah, well I gotta go. Talk to you later."

Some people just can't handle the awesomeness of my life.